May 2012
27 posts
May 28th
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May 28th
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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 26th
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Anything in life: "That means I have to put pants on."
May 26th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 18th
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May 15th
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Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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