| Me: | Can I go to the bathroom? |
| Teacher: | What for? |
| Me: | TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for. |
| Anything in life: | "That means I have to put pants on." |
| Pretty friend: | Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture |
| Smart friend: | Omg i got an excellence on my internal |
| Athletic friend: | Omg i just got asked to join the national team |
| Popular friend: | Omg today i got invited to like ten parties |
| Me: | Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back |
